Shipping Information

What to know about sending products

We ship to US addresses and select Canadian addresses only.
Shipping cost to non-US customers is cost prohibitive, (then add in VAT, and other costs), and it gets expensive.


Packages are shipped so that you get your order as quickly as possible. We will use the fastest, most economical method, depending on the weight of the order.
In general, this means USPS Priority Mail, UPS, or FedEx.


Please be aware, UPS and FedEX does not pickup or deliver on weekends and some holidays without an additional charge.

Regarding USPS.. USPS claim most packages will be delivered within two to three days.

Some post offices and postal carriers are more effective than others so results may vary.

We do NOT ship products on Saturdays or Sundays, and Friday last shipments end at Noon Eastern time.

All Orders have flat rate shipping.
Less than $50 -> $8.50
$50 to $99 -> $8.50
over $100 -> $8.50 (Generally sent UPS GROUND)
This excludes the sex machines, sex swings, lifesize dolls, etc.. you know, the heavy stuff

Although we try to accomodate special requests, depending on time and expectations, EXPEDITED orders may be possible...but you need to contact us as soon as you place your order.

It takes time to pull, pack and process orders, so same day shipping of a next day order can be time dependent.

Due to weight, method of shipment, destination.. among other things, our checkout does not have expedited shipping enabled.
Ordering an item at 9pm on a Friday night does not mean you will get the item Saturday morning.

Rule of thumb is orders placed FRIDAY after noon EST will most likely ship after the weekend.

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